Greetings, peoples! Lucid dreaming is completely FTW!
Tonights dream served up everyones favourite, likeable psycho Deadpool
! Hes the crazyish one who wears a red suit and mask, consistently breaks the fourth wall and annoys the villains and heroes alike.
If you dream of someone famous (fictional or otherwise
), its a great day guaranteed for sure. We ran into each other by complete chance; I think my Id is REALLY looking forward to Wolverine: Origins
. Unfortunately for me, I remembered that Deadpool
is supposed to be horribly scarred; his face supposedly so horrific that few artists have attempted it in its full glory. Think (Two-Face
x 2)^2 + (toxic spill
+ napalm hair ball
) =Deadpools face
Well, yeah.. not a good thing to remember in a dream situation.
Knowing that the fella will be played by the superbly gorgeous Ryan Reynolds didnt help
You may want to skip this next part.
His mask cracked to reveal singed flesh underneath; chunks of it had tumbled off to have cartilage poking through. It didnt help that strips of flesh had peeled off and had gone gangrenous, turning bluish-grey. A face that even a mother couldnt love. THANKFULLY
, Im a lucid dreamer and was able to salvage this dream from rolling into nightmare territory. I was about to leg it, but decided to turn back and stare right into the horror.. as it somehow seemed to make sense that looking straight at something will make you less scared. It worked.
Id apparently become an enamoured character who was so in love with Deadpool
, that all his physical shortcomings vanished in the blissful gaze of my blind adoration.
In any case, we went onto have a nice and short adventure which ended abruptly when an angry mob decided to batter us, hideous monsters
, to death with clubs. Great times were had by all!
~Yel. dA Buddies