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*&* Is looking for a job. Pokes around the email, sends a few requests out. Sends a message to Company A.
ring...ring...
~*splutter* Hellow?
-Is that *&*?
~It is indeed!
-Would you like to come in for an interview? On this and that date? :3
~Oh yes, I am free! See you then!
*click*
FADE IN: Busy office in Company B. *&* Runs around impressing people, and being generally nice/helpful/smiley.
(I am soooo in, wait till they see how hard I can work! *rubs hands*
CUT TO: Interview room, *&* and Interviewer in the middle of a conversation...
Interviewer:
*&* ~ (howarrr, Monday it is bwa har har...)
FADE IN: Monday. *&* Jitters about, not doing anything too distracting...waiting for the call. Suddenly *BING* an email
Dear so-and-so, Thank you for your email! We are fully booked at the moment, and are not taking in any new applications.
Yours, Company A.
Thanks for NOTHING, son of a...
CUT TO: Tuesday, still no call from Company B. *&* Has come in for a second interview at Company C...
Interviewer, completely disinterestedly: What have you been doing in the last year?
Meep...think, think...impress!
~ Well, I've been travelling (Gone to visit my grandparents...heh I am teh traveller), doing charity work (True, look how humanitarian I am!) and general creative stuff such as art ('I have made a number of amateur films, one of which has been shown in the Raindance Film Festival...I WISH!)
Interviewer
~ Thank you for having me, goodbye... *walks off*
CUT TO: *&* Returns home, no messages no calls. NUTS!
FADE IN: Wednesay...*&* Sits, hypnotising the phone.
CALL YOU DAMN
*RING*!
~Hell-lo?
-Hello, *&* I am calling to say that you didn't get the job.
~Ok...
-No, you were fine, but we went with someone with more experience.
(More experience? MORE EXPERIENCE?! Jeez, how much experience do you need lugging cups of tea about
~Ah ok, well thank you for letting me know
-Good luck with your job hunting.
*click*
I need to pee...and a cookie too
Shit, what do I do now?
You know who you are...









Thank you for das cookiez! *needs to go to the gym already, so many comfort-cookies
:wah:
Life sucks