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:star:Goings on...:star:

*&* Is looking for a job. Pokes around the email, sends a few requests out. Sends a message to Company A.

ring...ring...
~*splutter* Hellow?
-Is that *&*?
~It is indeed! :star:_:star:
-Would you like to come in for an interview? On this and that date? :3
~Oh yes, I am free! See you then! :D

*click*
FADE IN: Busy office in Company B. *&* Runs around impressing people, and being generally nice/helpful/smiley.
(I am soooo in, wait till they see how hard I can work! *rubs hands* :XD:)

CUT TO: Interview room, *&* and Interviewer in the middle of a conversation...
Interviewer: :blahblah: :3 -Well, thank you for coming in, we WILL let you know by Monday.
*&* ~ (howarrr, Monday it is bwa har har...):XD: Thank you very much for having me! :D

FADE IN: Monday. *&* Jitters about, not doing anything too distracting...waiting for the call. Suddenly *BING* an email :boing: plops in:

Dear so-and-so, Thank you for your email! We are fully booked at the moment, and are not taking in any new applications. ;P I wish you luck in finding the work you seek.
Yours, Company A.
:doh:
Thanks for NOTHING, son of a...:censored:

CUT TO: Tuesday, still no call from Company B. *&* Has come in for a second interview at Company C...

Interviewer, completely disinterestedly: What have you been doing in the last year?
Meep...think, think...impress!
~ Well, I've been travelling (Gone to visit my grandparents...heh I am teh traveller), doing charity work (True, look how humanitarian I am!) and general creative stuff such as art ('I have made a number of amateur films, one of which has been shown in the Raindance Film Festival...I WISH!) :XD:
Interviewer :yawn:...Right, well our company :blahblah:, the perks :blahblah:...shifts :blahblah: Thank you for coming in. (*checks watch* That's it? 15 minutes and that's it?!) :|
~ Thank you for having me, goodbye... *walks off*

CUT TO: *&* Returns home, no messages no calls. NUTS!

FADE IN: Wednesay...*&* Sits, hypnotising the phone.
CALL YOU DAMN :censored:
*RING*!
~Hell-lo?
-Hello, *&* I am calling to say that you didn't get the job. :)
~Ok...:) May I ask what put you off...um what I should improve on?
-No, you were fine, but we went with someone with more experience.
(More experience? MORE EXPERIENCE?! Jeez, how much experience do you need lugging cups of tea about :hmm: Well, it seems fair at least... *sigh*)
~Ah ok, well thank you for letting me know :)
-Good luck with your job hunting.
*click*

I need to pee...and a cookie too
:chew: :cookie:
Shit, what do I do now?

:writersblock:

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:iconsilenttrainconductor:
:glomp: :cookie:

:shakefist: At all those stupid hope giving employers!

:hug:

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:iconyelzamor:
*YelZamor Oct 7, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
They are bloody evilllll aren't they?:D
Thank you for das cookiez! *needs to go to the gym already, so many comfort-cookies :XD:*
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:iconwandringthunderstorm:
Aww...I hope something comes up for you...:hug:
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:iconyelzamor:
*YelZamor Oct 6, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
I hope so too...but it doesn't seem likely anymore
:wah:
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:iconantwantheswan:
yargh >_>! People are always looking for a 20-year old with damn good drades, 30 years experience and a doctor title @---@ poor you. *pats* I bet you'll find a better job somewhere T0T
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:iconyelzamor:
*YelZamor Oct 6, 2004  Professional Digital Artist
They suck...it's been so stressful YAAAAAARGH :rage:

Life sucks
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