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'Bender Mini-Comic' |85%|
'Prison Lost' |25%|
'Tired of Running' |50%|Goings on...
*&* Is looking for a job. Pokes around the email, sends a few requests out. Sends a message to Company A.ring...ring...
-Is that *&*?
~It is indeed!
-Would you like to come in for an interview? On this and that date? :3
~Oh yes, I am free! See you then!
FADE IN: Busy office in Company B. *&* Runs around impressing people, and being generally nice/helpful/smiley.
(I am soooo in, wait till they see how hard I can work! *rubs hands*
CUT TO: Interview room, *&* and Interviewer in the middle of a conversation...
:3 -Well, thank you for coming in, we WILL let you know by Monday.
*&* ~ (howarrr, Monday it is bwa har har...
Thank you very much for having me!
FADE IN: Monday. *&* Jitters about, not doing anything too distracting...waiting for the call
. Suddenly *BING* an email
plops in:Dear so-and-so, Thank you for your email! We are fully booked at the moment, and are not taking in any new applications. I wish you luck in finding the work you seek.
Yours, Company A. Thanks for NOTHING, son of a...
CUT TO: Tuesday, still no call from Company B. *&* Has come in for a second interview at Company C...
Interviewer, completely disinterestedly: What have you been doing in the last year?Meep...think, think...impress!
~ Well, I've been travelling (Gone to visit my grandparents...heh I am teh traveller
), doing charity work (True, look how humanitarian I am!
) and general creative stuff such as art ('I have made a number of amateur films, one of which has been shown in the Raindance Film Festival...I WISH!
...Right, well our company
, the perks
Thank you for coming in. (*checks watch* That's it? 15 minutes and that's it?!
~ Thank you for having me, goodbye... *walks off*
CUT TO: *&* Returns home, no messages no calls. NUTS!
FADE IN: Wednesay...*&* Sits, hypnotising the phone.CALL YOU DAMN
-Hello, *&* I am calling to say that you didn't get the job.
May I ask what put you off...um what I should improve on?
-No, you were fine, but we went with someone with more experience.
(More experience? MORE EXPERIENCE?! Jeez, how much experience do you need lugging cups of tea about Well, it seems fair at least...
~Ah ok, well thank you for letting me know
-Good luck with your job hunting.
*click*I need to pee...and a cookie too Shit, what do I do now?Clubbing Befriended
You know who you are...